Tuesday, August 14, 2012

How to survive a Garden Gnome Attack

It's been a while since we have found a book that has delighted us as much as this one has.  I don't even want to ruin the fun by giving it all away, so I'll just post a short snippet of the back cover:
"There's a new threat in town - and it's only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome.  Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And it's here."

Monday, April 23, 2012

Criminals, this one's for you.

As stated on the back cover:
"I can tell you how to get rich in nine months, but the nine month plan ends in a funeral." Ice-T

"I'm always on the lookout for books like this, that can make a difference in kids' lives. It's fresh, honest...practical..." Sister Helen Prejean

Check it out today at the Barrett Memorial Library