It's been a while since something has made me laugh this hard, yet was still
somewhat appropriate. So to honor the Chuck Norris here are a few of our favorites.
- Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage
-The fences at the zoo are to keep the animals safe from Chuck Norris
- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding
- Supermand wears Chuck Norris pajamas
-When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
-Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Check it out at the Barrett Memorial Library.