"You know the Bible is antiwinking...The Bible's antiwinking bias (there are at least four warnings against winkers) is one of the least-studied scriptural motifs around."
This book is hysterical, from not wearing clothes made from mixed fibers, to not eating lard, this book shows how out of date the bible can be.
A.J. Jacobs is well, it is best said by proverbs 28:23 (TLB)
"In the end, people appreciate frankness more than flattery"
Read the book and "Be Fruitful and Multiply"