Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Clean Senior's Jokes

We all know those older folks with the inappropriate jokes. The next time they come around surprise them with this, The Treasury of Clean Seniors' Jokes.

There is one thing that most of us do better than anyone else - Read our own handwriting.

Some people have their feet planted firmly on the ground...and others just ove like it.

I proposed to Ida
Ida refused.
I'da won Ida
if I'da used
Burma Shave.

It takes hundreds of nuts to hold a car together but only one to scatter it all over the highway.

Diets are for persons whoa re thick and tired of it all.

Look forward to this gem at the next booksale, July 4th weekend at Barrett Memorial Library.

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