I'm sure most of you have seen, next to all those junk papers on the way out of the grocery store, the lone gem that is The Onion. I'm not sure just how many of you have picked it up, maybe you just read the headline and were too disgusted to pick it up. You should know, how funny this little nugget of a paper really is, or the newest book titled The Onion's Finest News Reporting Vol. 1. Just to tempt you all, here are some of the headlines.
Enraged Gorilla Beats, Maims Luggage Manufacturer
Self Appreciation Day
'Midwest' discovered between east, West Coasts
It's Not A Crack House, It's A Crack Home"